Master Of Tardiness Pillows

Our cozy pillows featuring hilarious phrases are perfect for the master of tardiness to relax in comfort. Add a touch of humor to their favorite lounging spot.

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The clock for people who have no idea when they will be there.

The clock for people who have no idea when they will be there. mockup

The clock for people who have no idea when they will be there.

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"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string." mockup

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

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"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?" mockup

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

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Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...' mockup

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

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"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time." mockup

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

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Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

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"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline." mockup

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

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The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing. mockup

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

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"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you." mockup

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

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"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done." mockup

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

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'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.' mockup

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

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'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.' mockup

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

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'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. ' mockup

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

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'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...' mockup

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

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'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!' mockup

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

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Inactive wear store.

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Book on Thumb Twiddling

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"Shouldn't you be studying?

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Procrastinator Hall of Fame

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"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work." mockup

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

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"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!" mockup

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

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"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

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Houdini's infancy.

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The Procrastinatorium.

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'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.' mockup

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

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"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago." mockup

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

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Deadline

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"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..." mockup

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

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Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.' mockup

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

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"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list." mockup

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

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"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard." mockup

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

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"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...." mockup

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

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"I'm very good with punctuation." mockup

"I'm very good with punctuation."

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"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?" mockup

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

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Master Of Tardiness Pillows Collection

Master Of Tardiness Mugs

Looking for a funny mug that celebrates the master of tardiness? Discover our collection of witty designs on mugs that bring humor to every coffee break.

Master Of Tardiness Prints

Decorate their space with prints that celebrate the master of tardiness's unique style. Shop our humorous art prints for a playful touch.

Master Of Tardiness T-Shirts

Find the perfect t-shirt for the relaxed spirit of the master of tardiness. Shop our collection of witty and humorous designs on comfortable t-shirts.