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The clock for people who have no idea when they will be there.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

Procrastinator Foumdation: 'We're putting off the decision to fund you for at least another month...'

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

"Why, Mr. Larsen! We were about ready to give up on you."

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

Inactive wear store.

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"Shouldn't you be studying?

Procrastinator Hall of Fame

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"I like office work, it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!"

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Houdini's infancy.

The Procrastinatorium.

'In just ten years he's accomplished what has taken others weeks to do.'

"You said you'd be 'five minutes,’ nine months ago."

Deadline

"Thanks for coming in on the weekend....although let's admit it, you took a nap at your desk that happened to last all night..."

Trust your instinct...listen to that little haunting voice that gives you subtle messages...'call in sick.'

"A 15 page 'to do' list is a 'don't do' list."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"You know, there are also some people who should never have children, hint hint...."

"I'm very good with punctuation."

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"