Master Of Laziness T-Shirts

Find t-shirts designed for the master of laziness—funny, comfy, and perfect for relaxing days. Wear your laziness with pride and a smile!

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"He's great at both sit and stay." mockup

"He's great at both sit and stay."

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"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun." mockup

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

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"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?" mockup

"Have you been eating the paste again, Todd?"

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"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker." mockup

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

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"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done." mockup

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

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'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.' mockup

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

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'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.' mockup

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

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'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...' mockup

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

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Book on Thumb Twiddling

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Procrastinator Hall of Fame

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Houdini's infancy.

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"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work." mockup

"For the last time - do not call me when I'm pretending to work."

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The Procrastinatorium.

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"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker." mockup

"Isn't technology great? A drone dog walker."

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"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard." mockup

"The Procrastination World Championships were only a month away. He never trained so hard."

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"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?" mockup

"Who would've thought Ms. Marcus had so little sense of humor?"

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Procrastinator's Leap.

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'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.' mockup

'Ideally, I'd like a job where my multi-application cell phone will do all the work.'

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'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!'

'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!' mockup

'Stop complaining or I'll take you home and serve you some of my husband's cooking!'

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"I always put things off until the last minute."

"I always put things off until the last minute." mockup

"I always put things off until the last minute."

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Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?" mockup

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

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'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?' mockup

'When someone asks where you work, what do you tell them?'

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Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it mockup

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

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"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?" mockup

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"

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'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.' mockup

'Andy, I want you to put on this clown outfit and hand out balloons today.'

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'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!' mockup

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

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'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!' mockup

'I'm not seeking any answers . . .I don't know anything . . . I'm just lazy!'

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Clown King

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Procrastination is not tax deductible. mockup

Procrastination is not tax deductible.

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I'm sure it's here somewhere!

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'Mrs. Philip, please chew my food for me.'

'Mrs. Philip, please chew my food for me.' mockup

'Mrs. Philip, please chew my food for me.'

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"I want to compliment you on your work- tell me when you do some."

"I want to compliment you on your work- tell me when you do some." mockup

"I want to compliment you on your work- tell me when you do some."

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'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.' mockup

'Don't do today what you can leave for tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next week or until someone else does it for you.'

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"Fred is the counterpoint to a perpetual motion machine."

"Fred is the counterpoint to a perpetual motion machine." mockup

"Fred is the counterpoint to a perpetual motion machine."

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Master Of Laziness T-Shirts Collection

Master Of Laziness Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that perfectly capture the spirit of laziness—funny, relatable, and just right for your favorite brew.

Master Of Laziness Pillows

Snuggle up with pillows that make a playful statement about your love for leisure. Comfortable and hilarious!

Master Of Laziness Prints

Brighten your space with prints that showcase the master of laziness—funny and perfect for any laid-back setting.