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Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Fight or Flight

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

Meditation

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Showoff"

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Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

Tree Pose To Support

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

Working from home to-do list.

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

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