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"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

I drive, therefore I am.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

'Dad, is this like ... you doing your own thing?'

'What luck!'

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

No Action Comics

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

A Man mixing up his sports.

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

"Since Frank retired two years ago, he's been on the alert for some long-dormant artistic talent to develop."

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

'Hmm...Sofa sores. This is becoming increasingly common in fat blokes.'

'Walter, are you avoiding me?'

"They always know when it's time to make the bed."

Athletes doing hurdles, short athlete has vaulting pole.

Lone traveller is befriended by tourist from hell.

Anyone Welcome

Idlewild.

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

The anti-social network: 'In other words, you want to help the internet blow itself up.'

Over the years, Sid had refined travel on the path of least resistance to a fine art.