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Over the years, Sid had refined travel on the path of least resistance to a fine art.

Hush puppy.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

"Sigh...Another sherry Harold...Go team ect."

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"Wanna play 'Waitin’ on the Cable Guy'?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

'Melvin, you're trying my patience.'

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"Cat got your tongue?"

Snail crossing

'Well, it's official. The entire catalogue has to be dumbed down again!'

Mr. Tatnall's daycare "Just don't kill each other"

"Our open office floor plan runs much smoother that no one communicates."

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Billy's clean room.

'Do you have anything on obtrusive personality disorder?'

'OK, my dinner's in the oven. Where's the oven?'

"I have a high tolerance for tedium."

"Sure, I love the scent of a REAL tree, but nothing beats the convenience of ignoring the holidays altogether."

"Hi! Are you enjoying the peace and quiet?!"

Mothers Without Borders

Sign on shop: Headquarters: 'Business People for Peace'. Man walks out of shop wearing t-shirt with slogan 'Make money not war'.

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

A right of privacy party.

Trilby - 'Taffy a l'echelle!'

'Not quite the action shot we were going for!'

Free Little Library

Shut the F#%* up! (Formally Shhhh!)

How to stop conflicts? Stop living.

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

Job Trotter encounters Sam in Mr. Muzzle's kitchen