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'Christmas Cards' 'Humour, Traditional, Veiled threats'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Raised by Dogs

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'Hon, I'm home!'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

Beer Parasol.

Tequila Mockingbird

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

Presidential surveillance ass!"

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

The bird feeder.

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Fish finder."