Passive-aggressive Humor Fans Pillows

'Christmas Cards' 'Humour, Traditional, Veiled threats'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

"Them's cat-fightin' words, Arlin!"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Raised by Dogs

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

'Hon, I'm home!'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

The Snooze Bar.

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

Beer Parasol.

Tequila Mockingbird

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

No, I don

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'You're one of my kids? Really? I'm so sorry, I have so many it's hard to remember them all...'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

tRUMp, Pirate President

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'It will be a difficult adjustment, but it doesn't mean you can't still live a full and rewarding life, say, in the library, or even a miniature golf course.'

The bird feeder.

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"Mom, are you sure I'm not adopted?"