Passive-aggressive Aficionados Pillows

"I don't have the energy to argue. How 'bout we slip into something comfortably passive-aggressive?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"I speak Latin, you know."

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

A couple holding hands

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'Of course business is slow. Would we want it any other way?'

My Gay Son Never Calls

Mothers Without Borders

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

Speed Checked By Radar.

"Guess how long it's been since I've had a salary increase."

"When do your in-laws leave?"

Whatever

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

How to appear more interesting.

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"

Eve's Mom

"You spoil that child!"

Over the years, Sid had refined travel on the path of least resistance to a fine art.

"There's a math book in your lunch bag?"

Hippie Army Knife

'Near as I can understand, my folks come from Kansas, and the stork brought me.'

All right! I think it's time to take the training shells off, son.

Message on fridge door. 'Your dinner's in the freezer. At the Co-op.'

Bug Loans. What about late fees?

'You've heard of Tiger, Bear and Shark...... meet the snail!'

"Are you still mad at Phad for bumping your car?"

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" Radio Hour. You're on, Kenosha. What's your problem?! Is it impolite to ask people to take off their shoes when they enter my house? Of course it is. It's very impolite to remind guests that their shoes are festering cauldrons of filth and disease. HOJ. Mother Cohen's solution was to train the family Rottweiler to greet all our guests by savagely chewing their shoes off. Mother Cohen was passive aggressive. Um ... Ok ... Thanks ...

Trial Balloons in Apartment 3-B

Tortoise having his shell checked by Customs.