Passive-aggression Appreciator Pillows

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"I speak Latin, you know."

"You think you hate me now, but just wait until I'm old and a burden to you."

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

"Pencil eraser."

Teenage Shakespeare

Edvard Grieg.

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

"There's always one kid that spoils the class picture."

'Global warming, international terrorism, melting polar ice caps, receding hairline... It's all very worrying.'

Mothers Without Borders

The Scream take its temperature

"I don't know a damn thing about art, but my back hasn't felt this good in years."

"I was just kidding when I said that thing they sit on is a giant chew toy. I hope you can act cute, because you're in big trouble."

Barristers playing a joke

"Sure, we hobnobbed, but we never networked."

"...and this is my better half...!"

"Please help me get these squirrels out of my pants. This isn't a pickup line. I really need assistance."

Eve's Mom

'You didn't read the small print. 'Must be accompanied by both parents...''

Passive-aggressive Cat

Punk Rock Pebbles sux! Rock the boat! Leave no turn un-stoned! a rock with punk features and attitude.

Abstract Expressionism: You'll hate at least one.

'I'll call you back. I think I'm being followed.'

'I told you not to lean on the door Ronald!'

"I understand that curiosity is a good thing in non-cats."

Mostly Mozart

The pig playwrite.

Chess With Gorilla