Passive-aggression Expert Pillows

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

Passive-aggressive Cat

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"I speak Latin, you know."

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

Road Guilt

Mothers Without Borders

Introducing...Superegoman!

"Guess how long it's been since I've had a salary increase."

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"When I said to fight back, I didn't realize the school bully you were referring to was the principal!"

Sports Work Out

"When do your in-laws leave?"

"You just had to develop passive-aggressive expressionism, didn't you?"

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

Eve's Mom

"This is your great aunt Adriana. She sent 'thank you' notes to people for no reason."

Dear Harry, Have Burned Your House And Carried Off Your Wife And Daughter - Frank

"Attention seeker"

"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."

Randy, can I get a lift to the gym? It's three blocks away. So? You're going to the gym to exercise, but you want to drive to get there? You think it's going to be hard to park? Brain hurts.

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" Radio Hour. You're on, Kenosha. What's your problem?! Is it impolite to ask people to take off their shoes when they enter my house? Of course it is. It's very impolite to remind guests that their shoes are festering cauldrons of filth and disease. HOJ. Mother Cohen's solution was to train the family Rottweiler to greet all our guests by savagely chewing their shoes off. Mother Cohen was passive aggressive. Um ... Ok ... Thanks ...

'Since he did his assertiveness course I havn't been able to get anywhere near our T.V remote control.'

Only the weak need arms.

Trial Balloons in Apartment 3-B

"Are you still mad at Phad for bumping your car?"

'Christmas Cards' 'Humour, Traditional, Veiled threats'

"I don't have the energy to argue. How 'bout we slip into something comfortably passive-aggressive?"

"I don't have a lot of edge-I just hate you."

The Good Life

"He doesn't say much, but he bristles a lot."

"I need a gift for my new daughter-in-law... ou know, the one who stone my son from me!"