Passive-aggression Experts Pillows

"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"I speak Latin, you know."

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

"Look,we'll settle this on penalties, not an American style shoot out."

Official Support Groups

Road Guilt

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

Mothers Without Borders

Introducing...Superegoman!

"Guess how long it's been since I've had a salary increase."

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

Sports Work Out

"When do your in-laws leave?"

"You just had to develop passive-aggressive expressionism, didn't you?"

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

Eve's Mom

Over the years, Sid had refined travel on the path of least resistance to a fine art.

Passive-aggressive Cat

"This is your great aunt Adriana. She sent 'thank you' notes to people for no reason."

"Attention seeker"

Dear Harry, Have Burned Your House And Carried Off Your Wife And Daughter - Frank

Trial Balloons in Apartment 3-B

'Since he did his assertiveness course I havn't been able to get anywhere near our T.V remote control.'

Only the weak need arms.

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" Radio Hour. You're on, Kenosha. What's your problem?! Is it impolite to ask people to take off their shoes when they enter my house? Of course it is. It's very impolite to remind guests that their shoes are festering cauldrons of filth and disease. HOJ. Mother Cohen's solution was to train the family Rottweiler to greet all our guests by savagely chewing their shoes off. Mother Cohen was passive aggressive. Um ... Ok ... Thanks ...

"Are you still mad at Phad for bumping your car?"

'Christmas Cards' 'Humour, Traditional, Veiled threats'

"I don't have the energy to argue. How 'bout we slip into something comfortably passive-aggressive?"

The Good Life

"I don't have a lot of edge-I just hate you."

"He doesn't say much, but he bristles a lot."

"I need a gift for my new daughter-in-law... ou know, the one who stone my son from me!"