Passive-aggressive Pal Pillows

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

'That was fun!'

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"I speak Latin, you know."

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

"I don't feel so much endangered as I do under funded."

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

My Gay Son Never Calls

Road Guilt

Mothers Without Borders

Introducing...Superegoman!

"Guess how long it's been since I've had a salary increase."

'For cryin' out loud. All I said was I thought I heard a noise outside last night!'

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

"You just had to develop passive-aggressive expressionism, didn't you?"

"When do your in-laws leave?"

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"

Eve's Mom

"There's a math book in your lunch bag?"

"This is your great aunt Adriana. She sent 'thank you' notes to people for no reason."

Passive-aggressive Cat

"Attention seeker"

Dear Harry, Have Burned Your House And Carried Off Your Wife And Daughter - Frank

"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."

Message on fridge door. 'Your dinner's in the freezer. At the Co-op.'

Warning: This car is protected by powerful anti-squeegee devices.

"Are you still mad at Phad for bumping your car?"

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" Radio Hour. You're on, Kenosha. What's your problem?! Is it impolite to ask people to take off their shoes when they enter my house? Of course it is. It's very impolite to remind guests that their shoes are festering cauldrons of filth and disease. HOJ. Mother Cohen's solution was to train the family Rottweiler to greet all our guests by savagely chewing their shoes off. Mother Cohen was passive aggressive. Um ... Ok ... Thanks ...

'Christmas Cards' 'Humour, Traditional, Veiled threats'

"I don't have the energy to argue. How 'bout we slip into something comfortably passive-aggressive?"

"You never did like our cat did you?"