Passive Aggression Pillows

"He doesn't say much, but he bristles a lot."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"I speak Latin, you know."

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

Road Guilt

My Gay Son Never Calls

Mothers Without Borders

Introducing...Superegoman!

"Guess how long it's been since I've had a salary increase."

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"When do your in-laws leave?"

"You just had to develop passive-aggressive expressionism, didn't you?"

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

"He manages a broad stock index fund."

"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"

Eve's Mom

Over the years, Sid had refined travel on the path of least resistance to a fine art.

"This is your great aunt Adriana. She sent 'thank you' notes to people for no reason."

"There's a math book in your lunch bag?"

Passive-aggressive Cat

Dear Harry, Have Burned Your House And Carried Off Your Wife And Daughter - Frank

"Attention seeker"

"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."

Message on fridge door. 'Your dinner's in the freezer. At the Co-op.'

Randy, can I get a lift to the gym? It's three blocks away. So? You're going to the gym to exercise, but you want to drive to get there? You think it's going to be hard to park? Brain hurts.

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" Radio Hour. You're on, Kenosha. What's your problem?! Is it impolite to ask people to take off their shoes when they enter my house? Of course it is. It's very impolite to remind guests that their shoes are festering cauldrons of filth and disease. HOJ. Mother Cohen's solution was to train the family Rottweiler to greet all our guests by savagely chewing their shoes off. Mother Cohen was passive aggressive. Um ... Ok ... Thanks ...

Warning: This car is protected by powerful anti-squeegee devices.

"Are you still mad at Phad for bumping your car?"

Trial Balloons in Apartment 3-B

'Christmas Cards' 'Humour, Traditional, Veiled threats'

"You never did like our cat did you?"

"I don't have the energy to argue. How 'bout we slip into something comfortably passive-aggressive?"