Passive-aggressive Hint Enthusiasts Pillows

"When do your in-laws leave?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"Open a wine that will make me want to watch the shows you want to watch."

"I speak Latin, you know."

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

Road Guilt

My Gay Son Never Calls

Mothers Without Borders

Introducing...Superegoman!

"Guess how long it's been since I've had a salary increase."

"Just a heads-up... when you count calories, high score doesn't win."ories/high score

"You just had to develop passive-aggressive expressionism, didn't you?"

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

Tip Responsibly

'I think Pookie wants her supper.'

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

"Thank you, sir. I see you're not hopelessly liberal."

"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"

Eve's Mom

Over the years, Sid had refined travel on the path of least resistance to a fine art.

"Leave him a good tip, Arthur. He's really cute."

"This is your great aunt Adriana. She sent 'thank you' notes to people for no reason."

"It says 'Good fortune comes to those who tip generously'."

Passive-aggressive Cat

"There's a math book in your lunch bag?"

"Attention seeker"

"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."

Message on fridge door. 'Your dinner's in the freezer. At the Co-op.'

Dear Harry, Have Burned Your House And Carried Off Your Wife And Daughter - Frank

Earning the Tip

"Thanks and here's some gas money."

'I find I get much better service when I use a $100 bill instead of a napkin.'

"Are you still mad at Phad for bumping your car?"