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Trial Balloons in Apartment 3-B

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

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"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

My Gay Son Never Calls

Mothers Without Borders

Introducing...Superegoman!

"Guess how long it's been since I've had a salary increase."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"You just had to develop passive-aggressive expressionism, didn't you?"

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

"When do your in-laws leave?"

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"

Eve's Mom

"There's a math book in your lunch bag?"

"This is your great aunt Adriana. She sent 'thank you' notes to people for no reason."

"Lastly, we have Mr. Asher. He fancies long pulls on the rack, impromptu floggings and water boarding at nightfall."

Passive-aggressive Cat

"Damn! I forgot the Thermos flask."

The bomb shield.

"Attention seeker"

"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."

"Gambler" "May clean up" "Often spread thin" "On a roll" "Paper towel" "Usually square in shape" "Pat of butter"

Warning: This car is protected by powerful anti-squeegee devices.

"Are you still mad at Phad for bumping your car?"

'Christmas Cards' 'Humour, Traditional, Veiled threats'