Passive-aggressive Humorists Prints

Trial Balloons in Apartment 3-B

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

'It's okay if don't want to give us control of your company. We're perfectly capable of living with incredible disappointment.'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

"These are PC to view, providing we laugh in an ironic and non-committal way - belly laughing constitutes a hate crime."

Targeted Advertising

"Honey, you awake? Are you sleeping? Well, I hated your lasagna tonight."

My Gay Son Never Calls

Mothers Without Borders

Introducing...Superegoman!

"Guess how long it's been since I've had a salary increase."

"Passive-aggressive musical chairs." "You sit. I don’t deserve to" "I couldn’t possibly." "Maybe two of us could share." "Someone else go first." "I actually prefer standing."

"I figured my family could use a padded cell. Actually, I just buy toilet paper in bulk."

"You just had to develop passive-aggressive expressionism, didn't you?"

"When do your in-laws leave?"

"I'm ot saying you're fired Ed, but I'm also not saying where I hid your desk."

"Can I bring you something else to complain about?"

Eve's Mom

"There's a math book in your lunch bag?"

"Lastly, we have Mr. Asher. He fancies long pulls on the rack, impromptu floggings and water boarding at nightfall."

"This is your great aunt Adriana. She sent 'thank you' notes to people for no reason."

Passive-aggressive Cat

Insulate Britain Fundamentalists

"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."

"The one on the end I call 'Self portrait in a snowstorm. The next one is 'Polar bear descending a staircase in a snowstorm'. Then, it's 'Polar bears on a Sunday afternoon in a snowstorm'. Next to that..."

Message on fridge door. 'Your dinner's in the freezer. At the Co-op.'

"Damn! I forgot the Thermos flask."

The bomb shield.

"Attention seeker"

"Are you still mad at Phad for bumping your car?"

Warning: This car is protected by powerful anti-squeegee devices.

Welcome to the "Ask Sadie" Radio Hour. You're on, Kenosha. What's your problem?! Is it impolite to ask people to take off their shoes when they enter my house? Of course it is. It's very impolite to remind guests that their shoes are festering cauldrons of filth and disease. HOJ. Mother Cohen's solution was to train the family Rottweiler to greet all our guests by savagely chewing their shoes off. Mother Cohen was passive aggressive. Um ... Ok ... Thanks ...

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