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The Apathy TV Channel

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

The Fast Lane.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

The Smell of Fear

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Newton's vacation

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

Money mangagement see-saw.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

'Stop looking at me like that! We both knew one day we'd get to the last patch...'

"Bad dog!"

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

Life-Work Balance.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

Rescue pump.

'Peek inside a woman's trunk, and you peek inside a woman's heart.'

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

'Does the 'What goes up, must come down' theory apply to heaven?'

Your DNA is in the database.

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'I'm writing an article about intuition of women in business.' - 'Just as I thought.'