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The Fast Lane.

"Just be yourself."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

The rocket powered skiier

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

A day at the transgenic races

Agility God

Theatre Crowd

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

'If mum's not around, amber means...pedal to the metal, baby!'

'It says it works so fast, it's accumulated seven thousand years of vacation with pay.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'We just don't talk anymore, Gerald!'

Dairy Devil

100k Desert Crawl

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

Skier flying past mountains

Speeding Forklift

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

Get ready ... Get set ...

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Welcome to the wonderful world of abstract mime.

He won't stop talking about being the fastest ever. He's a broken record about breaking a record.

'Benson will you stop trying to dominate the meeting.'

Neverending Task.

'I wanted a little more speed. I just hope I'm not violating any laws by using a jet engine.'

Cross-country knitting.

'This is your third speeding ticket in a week. Sure your horse didn't get into some genetically modified hay?'

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

VIBES, Inc: 'Good...Bad'

"I'd be fast, too, if I had legs that long."

'He's so fast he has to stop to clean the insects off his glasses.'

Al, trust me� You're ready for tomorrow's comic strip. I really want to nail my performance, Axel. "Waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter, there's a fly in my soup�waiter�"