Inertia Enthusiast Mugs

The Apathy TV Channel

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"I think we'd make a good team!"

The Fast Lane.

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Man is caught swimming on an inflable float in a moat by the knights.

"I managed to find a healthy work-life balance, but now there's a problem with my bank balance."

"I feel like I don’t even know my own husband ... and it’s driving me wild!"

The Smell of Fear

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Newton's vacation

"Damn! Just as my inertia was starting to build up momentum."

Money mangagement see-saw.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

"Bad dog!"

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Young Isaac Newton's first encounter with gravity.

"Here are today's political campaign numbers: spin is up 10%, truth is down 5%, flip flops up 20%..."

'Stop looking at me like that! We both knew one day we'd get to the last patch...'

Tight Rope Ski Lift

'I was going to leak this to wikileaks. Then I thought, why not write a 'tell all' book instead?'

Life-Work Balance.

Making isobar map with elastic bands.

Getting to Know You

"Zero to 60 in 4 seconds. Think of it! You'll be the fastest guy to the next red light!"

Rescue pump.

'Peek inside a woman's trunk, and you peek inside a woman's heart.'

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

Your DNA is in the database.

'No, that is not a balanced diet.'

'Does the 'What goes up, must come down' theory apply to heaven?'

'Apparently it's not enough to say that 'lots of people think we do a jolly good job' anymore.'

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'