Master Of Inactivity Prints

Book on Thumb Twiddling

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Fight or Flight

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Meditation

'He usually doesn't follow medical advice, but when the doctor told him to learn to relax...'

"Showoff"

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Sisyphus Gets a Desk Job.

"I figured my stress ball should match the size of my anxiety."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

"Let's face it, this meeting isn't about tightening our work schedule. It's about stretching our deadline."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

'Doctor says I've got an enlarged procrastinate.'

'Hey, we have one of those. You hang your laundry on it.'

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Working from home to-do list.

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

'Never put off till tomorrow something you can put off till the day after tomorrow...'

Inactive wear store.

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.