Timeliness Thinker Prints

'Sorry folks you've missed this cartoon.'

Sundial Time

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

'C'mon! Speed it up! I've got a bottle of wine here that says it's meant to be drunk soon!'

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

'Sorry I am late - have you been waiting long?'

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Time manager'

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

"I'm very good with punctuation."

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'I'm not surprised - she's NEVER been on time yet!'

Doing timeout changes a guy.

'Your wife came by and left a message'

"The white rabbit gets fired"

Late for a date,,,

'Sorry I'm late!'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"Is that a new watch?"

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

'You're late for our meeting again'