Timeliness Revolutionary Pillows

'I'm not surprised - she's NEVER been on time yet!'

Sundial Time

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

Man looking at watch while a cuckoo comes out of his head

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'Am I the first one here?'

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"I'm very good with punctuation."

"My appointment starting on time just went viral."

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Please Leave by 9

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

"You're so consistently late that you're pretty much doing my job and docking your own hours."

"Help! Set me free!"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Big Ben

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

"Is that a new watch?"

'Your wife came by and left a message'

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

Late for a date,,,

'Sorry I'm late!'

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

"Due to unforeseen circumstances, there will be no delays on the subway today."

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Yea yea, I'm right around the corner!"

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"