Tv Time Advocate Pillows

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

Lazy Octopus

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"You are still here."

"He's so into social media that he's become anti-social."

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

I don't want to go out, I just want to stay in.

'I'm retiring, to spend more time with my family of mutual find investments,'

Watchdog

'For once can't we all just sit down and eat as a family?'

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Off Duty sign on desk.

Toilet Humour: 'Did you hear about the constipated human?'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

'We could easily share this nest: You would use it during the day and I would use it at night...'

"When I know he's had a rough day, I always put a few drops of lavender on the TV remote before he gets home."

"And then they went and did work in a coffee shop and lived happily ever after."

"There are rumours going round that you have a home lift."

"We're making you Breakfast in Bed."

"Please! Just let me stay up one more hour. Then I promise I'll fall asleep right here in front of the TV."

'You dropped your day planner.'

How Moms Explain

'For an interactive experience press the off button now.'

Broom Operators Deserve Better

'What?... You're my wife and son?... Boy, do I need to have these photos updated!'

Building a house.

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

"I wish you wouldn't interrupt when we're trying to decide which channel to watch"

I'm having difficulty finding balance between work and ... what is that other thing?'

Punctuality Protest

"I've locked myself out of my phone for an hour—I'm trying to be more present."

"Dad, are we a minority group?"

"With all the tech handy, there's really no reason to be late, lost or out of style."