Time Tracker Gifts

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

Year-At-A-Glance

Prison Wallpaper.

"That is correct, I work by the hour."

'It only seems like that because you got in on time.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

Kevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin

'You can't trust anyone under 30...they don't even wear wristwatches!'

"I kept a diary of everything I haven't got around to doing for the last 30 years."

"How am I supposed to remember what day it is when it changes every day?"

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"It's time to wake up!"

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Clock watcher

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Lyme Disease Research Lab

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'