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Currently Boston

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Lyme Disease Research Lab

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

The Price of Nothing

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

Loser's Podium.

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

Huawei Coffin

"Tariff war"

Prison Wallpaper.

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"Here we go, blockbuster season..."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'It only seems like that because you got in on time.'

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

"It's boy meets girl, boy and girl do everything you've seen in every other movie."

Daily Mail Reader

Google stock IPO.

'Took me all night to write that message.'

News: Clown found in hot tub with pigs

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

New Fitbit app allows patients to monitor heart irregularities.

'He's staying up to change the sign as price hikes happen!'

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'