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"What's for dinner, what's for dinner, what's for dinner?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Clock watcher

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Keyboard player

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

Super Homeworld

Prison Wallpaper.

'The main reason I took up the piano was, it's the only musical instrument that gives you a place to set your wine.'

Victor Borge.

"Yes, I'm still on hold and counting the billable minutes."

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

'As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time...'

'It only seems like that because you got in on time.'

You're just reading the stuff scrolling across the bottom...

We thought everyone would read it, but they haven't got the time.

Beware of Watchdog.

'Dad! What time is it when the big hand is on eight and the little hand is all over the floor?'

'Looks like he'd been watching the kettle boil... Poor fool.'

'Piano Player'

"Eww! A tick!"

'You do realise, historically, this is incorrect.'

"We apologise that the train on platform 3 is leaving on time"

Organ Player

Best used before 40 years.

"March 177th? Already?!"

"A funny, well off man is exactly what I had on my bucket list!"

Kevin's Eleven-Thousandth Day of Being Kevin

'I thought it'd be great having a watch that did your laundry but now I'm starting to regret buying it.'

Coo Coo Clock

"These keys seem vaguely familiar."