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'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Lyme Disease Research Lab

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

History Department: 'I used to be a revisionist myself, you know!'

'I've been charged with evading jury duty.'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

Keyboard player

"My client pleads not guilty, by reason that everyone else is doing it."

Department of Archaeology Floor Plan

Super Homeworld

'The main reason I took up the piano was, it's the only musical instrument that gives you a place to set your wine.'

'Of course History was easy for you. There was a lot less of it when you were my age.'

'About this tithing business -- do You accept manna?'

Beware of Watchdog.

'I'm sick of history - is there never an end to it?'

COVID 22

"I wonder what happened in all those other timelines?"

"Eww! A tick!"

'Report cards are coming out soon. If you're a gambler, take the under.'

'Piano Player'

'What do you mean, you can't look at the Milky Way because you're lactose-intolerant?'

'You do realise, historically, this is incorrect.'

Get back down here, Terry, everybody's staring.

Trolley Rage.

Best used before 40 years.

Organ Player

You are here.

"These keys seem vaguely familiar."

'No wonder he never forgets. He has a bubble memory with a storage capacity of 360 megabytes.'

"Who's ready to hear a lot of adjacent keys played simultaneously?"

'Ok start her up!'

"We divide our timeline into two parts. And b.C stands for..."