Biological Clock Tickers T-Shirts

Best used before 40 years.

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

"It's time to wake up!"

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Biological Cuckoo clock

Clock watcher

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Keeping Time

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

Prison Wallpaper.

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

"I wanted to see Tim fly."

Sign of the times, Sidney!

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

J. Parry Clockmaker

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.

'Ma'am, I think I already see the problem with your cuckoo clock.'