Biological Clock Tickers Gifts

Best used before 40 years.

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Biological Cuckoo clock

Lyme Disease Research Lab

"It's time to wake up!"

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

'Apparently, the next guy has invented a time machine!'

"Have you been fiddling with the cuckoo clock again, Tony?"

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Clock watcher

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

It feels so weird when I forget my watch.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

A cat staking out mouse hole, looks up to see the mouse astride a cuckoo bird.

Hmmm, not sure about these new-fangled clocks...

Keeping Time

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Waiting for the 5 o'clock hooter.

Migrating Cuckoo Clock

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."

Prison Wallpaper.

Victor Borge.

Sign of the times, Sidney!

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE DECOR

'I just never thought you would turn into such a clock watcher.'

"I wanted to see Tim fly."

J. Parry Clockmaker

Smug Colleagues Leaving Work.