Time Teller Gifts

There's no present like the time.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Rock - see you in a million years!

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Clock watcher

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"I charge by the grain."

"In recognition of your long service, we'd like you to have this clock you've had your eye on since you walked in here all those years ago."

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

Do' you have the time?'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

Policeman's face reveals clock.