Time Teller Pillows

There's no present like the time.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'...and then the DOW rallied six hundred points and the three bears felt like idiots...'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

"As I mentioned next week in my talk on reversible time..."

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Clock watcher

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"The computer's messed up? How time flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Court is recessed until the big hand is on the three.'

Pound sign in an hourglass.

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"I charge by the grain."

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

'This is the Rabbi's favourite.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

Do' you have the time?'

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'