Tv Timekeeper Gifts

'This has been the Five O'Clock Report -- we now switch you to the Six O'Clock Report....'

Man with TV listings - It's not easy keeping track of my social life."

Lazy Octopus

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"You keep impeccable time."

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

"It's running five minutes fast."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"It's time to wake up!"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'The Cup Final's just starting-think I should wake him?'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."