Tv Timekeeper T-Shirts

'This has been the Five O'Clock Report -- we now switch you to the Six O'Clock Report....'

Man with TV listings - It's not easy keeping track of my social life."

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Lazy Octopus

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

"You keep impeccable time."

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'I used to spring forward. Now all I can do is fall back.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

"It's running five minutes fast."

"If I figure correctly, it's two o'clock, Mountain Time."

'I thought time was supposed to be money!'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

'The trouble with punctuality is that it makes the day so long!'

"It's time to wake up!"

Bathroom shelf full of clocks and pills.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'He's a real stickler for punctuality. He got really annoyed when I was late for an appointment, next week.'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.