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"No, it's still not Tuesday."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tree house.

Time for vacation, time for work.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Och lye the news'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Please stand by. As stocks soar, our announcer is having a fit of the giggles.

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"Or we could turn on the TV and let younger, more beautiful people have sex for us."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

Incorrect weather forecasts.

"It's time to wake up!"

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.