Time Checker Gifts

Clock watcher

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Time for vacation, time for work.

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"It's time to wake up!"

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

Quick, what's the five-second rule in dog years?

Harv works the red shift.

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'