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Clock watcher

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

Time for vacation, time for work.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

'As far as clock watching goes, you take the biscuit.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'We got you a bigger desk. With all the work we'll be dumping on you, you'll be needing it.'

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

Physicists disputing whether the clock moves backwards or forwards according to season change.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Given seven minutes to finish, he flashed through the weekly report.

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"It's time to wake up!"

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"Your clock watching and staring into space skills are top notch!"

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"Pay attention when I'm talking to you. I see your eyes darting back and forth between me and the clock."

Harv works the red shift.

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

"It's from HQ, they're replacing me with a younger man!"

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

'At this rate nine months is going to take forever.'