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'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

Currently Boston

Panama Papers Scandal

"And this is where we all gave up."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Lyme Disease Research Lab

Euro Bomb

'I don't know what it means in the stock market, but in the medical profession it means you're dead!'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

"I've been working on the household budget."

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'

'Much of the country could take a battering, but before our budget report, here's the weather.'

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

'And the first question on celebrity 'Where's the money?' issss... Lord Ashcroft!'

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

"Eww! A tick!"

The Thrilla at Hofstra

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

"How the hell does he do that?"

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'