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'I told my son 'one day all this will be yours' - and he hasn't spoken to me since.'

"And this is where we all gave up."

'America uses 20 million barrels of oil a day. Our profits are up, but is it sustainable? Will consumers run out of money?'

"Hmm.... now I hadn't noticed THAT before..."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Currently Boston

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"I'm sorry, JB, we still haven't worked out how we did it."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Great idea of yours to offer their money back if not satisfied."

'One thing is certain. It's not just a seasonal slump.'

"'Statistics will prove anything' is right, Carruthers. They prove you screwed up."

Seeing progression motivates.

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

"Well, we know it's WAY down there, but it may be beyond the range of our equipment."

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'...All profits are local.'

The Price of Nothing

The bucks stop here.

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'Our profit dropped because half of our salesmen are in 'How to increase the profit' - training, sir.'

'The sedative wears off in an hour. With the attached transmitter we can monitor his trading volume and patterns, commissions and mating rituals.'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"I've been working on the household budget."

"As you can see, the company's performance has been strong."

"The fact that our loss is someone else's gain is of little consolation to me, Henderson!"

House building chart (like steps).

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"What's healthy about breakfast cereals?"

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

Board meeting "And finally, gentlemen, Miss Silverman with the lunch-time scores."

Sales and Learning Experiences

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'