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Panama Papers Scandal

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"I've been working on the household budget."

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

"Tariff war"

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"Warren serves as my aggregator."

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'Much of the country could take a battering, but before our budget report, here's the weather.'

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'Dad sent the last payment to the doctor yesterday.'

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

"How the hell does he do that?"

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'