Bill Tracker Gifts

Feb. 28. Even in February

Panama Papers Scandal

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"I've been working on the household budget."

Huawei Coffin

"Tariff war"

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

Dog tallying his score against the mailman.

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

The 12 Days of Covidmas

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

'Much of the country could take a battering, but before our budget report, here's the weather.'

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

"Warren serves as my aggregator."

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

'Dad sent the last payment to the doctor yesterday.'

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'

"How the hell does he do that?"

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"