Receipt Tracker Gifts

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

Maybe clean out your wallet

Panama Papers Scandal

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"I've been working on the household budget."

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

'Blimey, you must have charged for the trolley as well!'

'I'm tracking the book you requested...Ooo, the truck just hit a pothole.'

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

'Much of the country could take a battering, but before our budget report, here's the weather.'

"You found another deductible receipt."

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

'And the first question on celebrity 'Where's the money?' issss... Lord Ashcroft!'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

'Dad sent the last payment to the doctor yesterday.'

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

"Hear ye...the reading of the cvs receipt."

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

"How the hell does he do that?"

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"

'Could I have a receipt for this please?'

'We decided to give you cash for your birthday, so please give me a receipt.'

'You don't have to get your receipts laminated, Mr. Streitfeld.'

"Of course I didn't throw out all the receipts on purpose, and how was I to know we were going to be audited."

'You want an extension? In the middle of the war on terrorism!'

Waiting for the first day of spring is like tracking a package being delivered to your door. You know when it will be there but it's still very exciting when it actually arrives!