Expense Tracker Enthusiast Gifts

Shoot, I just paid one of these a few weeks ago!

'You have to reconcile your gross habits with your net income.'

'What's the smallest budget you can manage on?' 'The most you can give me!'

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"I hate check writing, but, hey, it pays the bills."

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

The ways and means committee reaches the tipping point.

Rare Medical Conditions - The compulsive desire to work out restaurant bills correctly

'In a cost-saving move, I've replaced your cubicle with a back pack.'

'Take a letter,'

"It's our latest targets...We have to do twice as much with half the stuff in a quarter of the time!"

"Post-holiday dieting will be much easier this year. Our disposable cash flow will be diverted."

'My pay envelope is empty.' - 'Your deductions equal your salary'

"Rumours of a crisis in the NHS are groundless...Spending is up by 2%, management ratios down by 62%..."

'I want to return this wallet. I can't seem to keep any money in it.'

US Deficit

"Strategic plan B: We chop down all the office plants and grow vegetables."

Bureau of Spending Decreases and Deficit Reduction - 'Wait a minute! How can that be?'

"I've been working on the household budget."

'Hello, Doc Barnes? I just got your bill. You've just bought yourself a cow.'

Doctor to man: 'You'll need to empty your pockets. For symbolic purposes, let's start with your wallet.'

My fitness tracker said I was dead but I thought I'd better get a second opinion

Piggy Bank reads 'How to Manage Your Money.'

'I finally understood 'negative numbers' when the teacher said they're just like the US budget deficit.'

'I think we should budget on the number of budgets we draw up'

"Well, if I can't get an increase based on merit, how about one based on the cost of living beyond my means?"

'Well, you're bankrupt, but look on the bright side -- it only cost you eight dollars per transaction!'

'I barely have time to flaunt my expense account.'

'I'm on the workaholic's diet. I only eat when I can put it on an expense account.'

"In order to balance the budget we will need to make sacrifices, and you are mine"

"Right now we're at a budget impasse. I maintain that you provide an essential service, and my wife feels that you do not."

'Our financial statement was delivered 'postage due'. Think that's a sign?'

'Honestly, Boss, I only asked it how to make ends meet on the salary you pay me. . .'

'Any annuity we can afford wouldn't pay the MILK BILL!'