Bill Watcher Gifts

Energy Prices

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Great Chinese Dynasties

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Trump

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"He's a keeper!"

'Thar she blows!'

Polar bears

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.