Bill Watcher Pillows

Energy Prices

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

Great Chinese Dynasties

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Statue of Liberty with satellite dish and laptop spying on the World.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

Trump

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Fish or Cut Bait

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

"Tell us again about the humpback of Notre dame."

"He's a keeper!"

Polar bears

Money god

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.