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Black Friday/In-The-Red Monday

Spiro & Pusho and the Scavenger.

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'The birdseed's okay. But I just like driving 'em crazy.'

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

'I'll come in as soon as I've seen the orbits of Venus.'

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

'Our ratings are down. Let's blame it on the media.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Bureau of Inflation.

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

"A Ms. Ramona Bissell of West Allison, Vermont, writes, 'What the hell is going on?' We here at WVCN think that question deserves an answer."

'My plan is more and more US troops to Iraq until my popularity rating hits zero and makes the book of world records!'

'Never shoot straight up.'

Bank. 18 month CD 1.0815255645% Paying More digits than any other bank. Interest rates are so low! It's hard to believe this CD has reached maturity --- Just look at how little it's grown! Investing seems extremely risky these days. There's no safe place to get a decent return. They always say investing is a roller coaster. Yeah, but it's not true. On a roller coaster you get back to where you started!

"When you said something about a stream, I thought you were talking about video."

The Red Cat: Seasonal Adjustment/Twigged/Herbacious Border Controls.

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

"Oh, I'm so-o-o-o-o impressed."

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

Penguins hanging about in their underwear rush to put their 'suits' on when an aeroplane goes past.

Gas prices up.

Bank of England Base Rates.

"Police have no suspects at the present time but believe that the motive for robbery was the desire for increased income."

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

"It's adjusted for inflation. A dollar a chip."

'For a moment, I thought I heard the candidates back on the issues.'

'Peter Brady, you get down from there right now! Pear trees are for partridges only!'