Retail Watcher Pillows

Holiday Dollar.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"Everything's gone up."

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Our giant sale now on!'

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Bureau of Inflation.

Gas prices up.

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

'I don't know Joe, maybe we;re using the wrong kind of glass?'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Bank of England Base Rates.

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

"Yes, Madam, I know they were 78 p last week, but have you seen the price of oil?"