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Holiday Dollar.

"They're on special offer so I got three times more than I could ever use for twice as much as I could afford!"

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Everything's gone up."

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

SupermarketAwful Market.

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

After the Nordstrom-Nordstream Merger

'Our giant sale now on!'

'You wouldn't threaten your bank manager...er...maybe...'

10 Days Without an Interest Rate Change

"I see the businessman's lunch is up 50p."

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

'At least someone can afford to travel by train.'

Bureau of Inflation.

'Remember Jones, the customer is always right, no matter how stupid and ignorant he may be.'

"Sorry, I'm late. I didn't realize how much credit you had on your card."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Bank. 18 month CD 1.0815255645% Paying More digits than any other bank. Interest rates are so low! It's hard to believe this CD has reached maturity --- Just look at how little it's grown! Investing seems extremely risky these days. There's no safe place to get a decent return. They always say investing is a roller coaster. Yeah, but it's not true. On a roller coaster you get back to where you started!

Grand Opening and Closing Down Sale simultaneously occurring.

Gas prices up.

"I've had a very trying day. I've tried on dresses, shoes..."

A building covered in signs reading 'boats'.

'I can lend 100% on the new car, but only 70% on the tank of gas.'

'I don't know Joe, maybe we;re using the wrong kind of glass?'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Bank of England Base Rates.

"I invented 'shopping' and I haven't seen my wife since."

'Sale' 'Your money back if we feel like it'