New Year Bill Tracking Gifts

Caution! Peak power electric bill shock possible.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

"I've been working on the household budget."

"He's refusing to pay the inflationary bits"

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

California: The Beholden State.

'Much of the country could take a battering, but before our budget report, here's the weather.'

"Fred doesn't take photos. He relives our vacation memories by viewing credit card receipts."

'This Investment Portfolio is an extravagant waste of money! Oh hold on... that's my expense account!'

I'm not worried about taking it with me .. I'd just like it to last until I go.

"Warren serves as my aggregator."

High electricity consumption in the summer

'We've had our new simplified gas bill!'

Hotel: Price List

Energy bills rise

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'

'I know it's a constant drain of electricity, but I rationalize that it also functions as a night light.'

'Dad sent the last payment to the doctor yesterday.'

"Please tell me it's a local call..."

"Alrighty, let's work out that copay."

"For some reason, you do most of the aging in February."

'Our water bill is more than we spent on our vacation because you again left the toilet running the whole time we were away.'

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"

'We're a two-income family. In come the bills and in come the taxes!'

Catsulation

'I'm always living within my means. I just cannot seem to break out.'

"Hello sir - I'm from your energy supplier. . ."

'What's their problem...why don't they just cut back a bit on expenses...fly business for a few weeks, trim the partner conference?'

TASERS...With the cost of electricity we could only afford 50 volts.

"No need to rush down - it's only the gas bill."

A message from Flaherty

Energy Privatisation