Bill Reminder Gifts

"...Looks like nothing but snow on TV tonight..."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

'It was more than my finest hour, Paltrow. It was my finest billable hour.'

I am billing, therefore I am.

"No, I didn't say, 'health'. I said I'm concerned about your wealth... Can you afford to pay my bill?"

My definition of 'quality time?'...charging $500 per hour.

"I charge by the grain."

Medical Billing & Coding

"The first bill is always a shock-everyone thinks Heaven will be free."

"Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week."

"No this is your contract. The other one's your bill

"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"

'The computer links me to other doctors, so I can see how much they're charging for tests.'

"Remember the longer the jury stays out the more the more hours I have to bill."

"Wow. That guy on psychic chat line is really good. He told me our next phone bill would be bigger than usual!"

"The doctor recommends payment in advance. A person in your condition doesn't need to be worried about bills."

The 12 Days of Covidmas

Is there any history of not paying medical bills in your family? M.D.

"It's a great invention, but what if it leads to UTILITY BILLS?"

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"My doctor told me to avoid any unecessary stress, so I didn't open his bill."

'His insurance company said it does not cover self-inflicted accidents.'

"Warren serves as my aggregator."

'Poor me. . . pour me a drink!'

"How much are they for my rent? About three times a week!"

Must... Remember...

'Are these billable hours?'

"And another amazing feature of this model, it'll beep on the 27th of each month to tell you your payment's due"

"Oh for goodness' sake, Brian. As if our gas bill wasn't high enough already!"

'No, it wasn't a horror movie, It was the gas bill'

'Remember to bill for the time it takes to bill for the time it takes to bill.'

"Skip parts A through H and fill out the I, O and U ones!"

'How goes the billing?'